by Angela Lauria November 9, 2016
I spent so long humming “something’s coming. I don’t know. What it is. But it is. Gonna be great.” This isn’t a metaphor. I was waiting for my big break for so long I was exhausted.
The ruby slippers were on my damn feet the whole time, but I didn’t know how to use them. What’s worse, I was sure I DID know how to use them and that’s what was messing me up!
This is for you if:
You are DONE waiting for something around the bend.
If you know you have the ruby slippers and you just need the guide for how to use them.
If you feel like you are being called up to the major leagues.
I am looking for someone who wants to be a true wizard’s apprentice. There is no secret you won’t have access to. No window you can’t peak inside. No question that will remain unanswered.
Not a day goes by when someone doesn’t ask me how I created my life and my business. My friend and coach Brooke Castillo said to me the other day: You lost 100 lbs and kept it off – that puts you in the top 1%. You started a small business that made $1,000,000 within 2 years, that puts you in the top 1%. But to do both — at the same time — that’s some serious peak performance.
The thing is though, you can’t build a 7-figure business or lose 100 lbs without a lot of other things changing too. I also moved into a 16,000 square foot Castle with 8 bedrooms, an indoor pool and a glass elevator for instance. And I started wearing Chanel and Fendi clothes. And I started flying first class.
With all of the changes in my life in the last 5 or 6 years, I guess it’s not a surprise people want to know the secret of how to go from a 315lb, cranky Marketing VP to a svelte, 7-figure powerhouse. It’s not exactly something I can teach in a 1 hour webinar. And the truth is, I didn’t want to offer a traditional coaching package or program. My schedule is already over booked and plus, I know this stuff needs to be learned by modeling and practicing. This isn’t about getting more information. This is more like learning a musical instrument or a foreign language. To learn it permanently inside and out, you need a full immersion.
That why I was inspired to created A Personalized Wizard’s Apprenticeship for a world-changing entrepreneur who is ready to master the art of both Personal Transformation and the art of Creating a Highly Successful Business.
This is, without a doubt, the most powerful model on the planet for an already successful entrepreneur to take their life and their business to a world-class level.
This is my most intimate offering ever. There is NOTHING that will be off the table. I’ll introduce you to my financial and legal team, my stylists, my business advisors – you will have the keys to the Kingdom…. your own! And I’ll share with you everything, down to the penny, about my life and business.
I don’t know anyone else who offers anything like this. And it’s not for everyone. This is only for someone who wants to blow their own mind by dramatically changing how they look, think and act lightening fast so they can go and make the difference in the world they were born to make.
Here’s what will happen if this apprenticeship is for you.
– You will be dramatically more attractive. (And if you are married, your spouse will be too.)
– Your physical beauty is only one of the reasons you will have so many more followers and fans.
– You will be seen, known, loved…. and sometimes hated. (<– sorry about that – goes with the territory)
– You will have a lot more money. All your debts will be paid and you will be able to quickly manifest any amount of cash you want or need.
– You will have measurable evidence you are changing the world and making a huge difference.
How do we pull that off?
2 Parts – Personal Coaching and Business Consulting
Your Personal Transformation
I have spent 25 years learning and training with world-class coaches, all over the world. I have invested hundreds of thousands of dollars in my own learning. What’s more I have published over 250 books by the world’s personal growth luminaries so I know just about everything that’s out there and a lot of cutting edge stuff that’s just about to be released to the universe. I will share all of it with my apprentice.
Here are some of the things you might choose to master:
* Massive Permanent Weight loss.
* Breaking habits.
* Living with a non-neurotypical brain. (In my case Asperger’s)
* Balancing being a single mom with being an entrepreneur.
* Blowing the doors off your money mindset so you can create wealth beyond your wildest dreams.
* Learning to channel from source.
* How to hack your sex life to double your sales.
* Communicating with people who have passed away. (Yup, I’ve been talking to dead people since the 1990s)
* How to surround yourself with A players.
* Shopping for the style-challenged.
Your 7-Figure Business
Saying you are a business owner is one thing – creating clients and rocking your life, that’s something else completely. And frankly, I don’t get the point of A if you aren’t going to do B.
I have a 7-figure business with a small number of clients. For the longest time I didn’t have a website, a product name, a business name that made any sense, advertising, business cards, or an email list. I used all free tools and gmail addresses until I’d made well over $200,000. You can do this without anything complex.
Remarkable people hear about what I do; they experience what I do; and they speak about it to their friends and colleagues. Then those people call me.
In fact In 2017 I will take 8 full weeks of vacation and never work on Fridays and I recommend you actually plan to work even LESS than I do!
My clients are primarily by referral and invitation. To get you there you are going to have to provide kick-ass results. The people I network with are the world’s very best and most successful coaches, internet marketers, and entrepreneurs. When we work together you are going to have access to all my resources and you will know everything you need to know about:
* Building a 7-figure business.
* Hiring your way to sanity and growth.
* Networking and joint ventures that generate massive cash.
* Becoming a Ninja coach.
* Writing multiple books.
* Closing sales like a pro.
* Building a wealth strategy.
* Managing cash flow.
* Creating programs that change lives and generate positive testimonials from 100% of participants.
My apprentice is an NO BS action-taker who intends to work with a small number of highly successful, high net worth individuals who are ready to transform their lives.
You aren’t going to need fancy funnels or social media marketing skills to make this work. I actually prefer it if you have no list and no website. It will make everything so much easier.
Meet the New You
To become highly successful as a coach, you need to master three skills:
- You need to become extremely adept at the Law of Attraction (You must BECOME the person your clients would buy from BEFORE they buy);
- You need to master the art of Revenue Generating Activities (in fact, to be highly successful, you need to LOVE creating clients as much as you love serving them). I want your products and services to be so unbelievable your clients can’t resist referring you to their friends.
- You need to be willing to work your ass off – and do the Deep Inner Work necessary, so you can see your own blind spots. You will come to eat feedback for breakfast and turn lemons into lemonade Ninja-fast.
A journey into becoming a highly successful coach requires a significant investment – time, money, energy and more. And as my Apprentice you will learn to master all three of these disciplines as we work together, week after week, over 18 months.
Components of the Your Apprenticeship:
- ENVISION YOUR SUCCESS:
- What is the personal transformation you will go through this year that will blow your own mind?
- What is the Business you could build that would represent your highest and greatest work?
- CREATE YOUR ACTION PLAN
- Create Do-Goals. These are step-by-step and day-by-day actions you need to take to reach your goals.
- REWIRE YOUR BRAIN
- You have to learn to let go of your limiting expectations and beliefs and to choose beliefs that really serve you. We are going to issue an all out assault on the thoughts that are holding you back. It is time to let go of childish things.
- DEFINE YOUR AREA OF MASTERY
- Cut the bullshit. Are you the best in the world at what you do? Because if not, we are going to get you there as priority #1. You will promise your clients results and get them those results (just like I do with my clients). Then the next time you make a promise you can get them a result, they will beg you to take their money and recommend all their friends.
- MANAGE YOUR ENERGY
- None of this works if you have the wrong energy. I’ll teach you all the systems but you MUST have a life filled ONLY with the people, places, and things that raise your energy vibe and make you feel happiest. If you are no happy you won’t get the right clients, you won’t get those clients the right results and you will have a business and a life you don’t love.
Part of this apprenticeship is that you will be creating a thriving business where you have all the clients and revenue you want but where you have developed a body of undisputable evidence you are making the difference you were born to make. You will make a ton of money in the process, but I don’t even care about that. That is just the by product of building the muscles required to create money and clients whenever you choose, from now and forevermore.
Our Agreement will run for 18 months— We will meet as LITTLE as we need to for you experience an extreme and profound transformation that leads to you making a measurable difference in the world and being on track to a 7-figure business. This isn’t about how much TIME we spend together (though believe me, we will spend lots of time together), it’s about the shocking transformation we are going to create together.
- VIP DAY – Envision Your Success
We will begin with a two-day Private and Personal Intensive just for you—to launch your apprenticeship in the most powerful way possible.
You’ll fly first class to The Author Castle on my dime and you’ll stay in one of the Author Suites. While you are here, we’ll clarify your vision, deepest desires and impossible goals. We’ll zero in on any obstacles that might be stopping you or slowing you down and begin the process of identifying what makes YOU feel Fully Alive. We will identify your unique gifts and strengths and bring them to the forefront of your life. And also we’ll probably drink Veuve Cliquot in the hot tub.
- Unlimited Coaching
I’m going to let you in on a secret, as my apprentice I will NEVER not be coaching you. From your first payment to our goodbye celebration (which I’m thinking we do in Paris but I’ll let you make that call) I will coach you every step of the way. you will have access to my private email address, my cell phone number, and a calendar link. If you are off course, you reach out, any time, day or night. You will have my cell phone number and private email address and I will be there for you whenever you need me.
- Check in Calls
Just about every week, we will have a weekly check in call to review where you are in your plan, identify obstacles, discuss progress, and hold you 100% accountable to your vision. On these calls we will be doing personal transformation work and we will also review what’s happening with your clients and how you can be a better coach.
- Required Reading Curriculum
- It should come as no surprise I am very very into books. Most of the books I will require you read will also be available in audio book but you will be assigned at least one book a month — probably more. It will be extremely specific to your personal transformation and business building challenges and… get this… THERE WILL BE A TEST ON EACH BOOK YOU READ! I know it’s nuts but I need to know you are reading and absorbing the contents so we can move forward and I don’t have to keep teaching the same concepts over and over again. Remember at the end of these 18 months you are going to be a different person and that person will have read a LOT of powerful books.
- VIP DAY – Envision Your Success
Journaling is a huge part of growth. You won’t like this, but I’ll be asking you to keep a journal every day and as part of that there will be a weekly report due once a week before our check in call. This is how we are going to keep you accountable to those goals from your VIP day.
- Special access to ALL of my events and Intensives
As my Apprentice you will have full access—as my special guest—at every Intensive, book launch, and mastermind event I run during the course of your Apprenticeship.
- Library of Resources
You’ll have passwords to all of our backend systems. If I have recorded a training in the past 5 years you’ll have a copy and the opportunity to ask me any question you want about anything, any time.
This is just SOME of what the apprenticeship includes. The truth is I’m going to give you whatever you need to get the goals you want. If you want to write and publish with us, I’ll include that if it’s what you need. If you need to be in my mentorship or my mastermind group, I’ll include that if it’s what you need. You will leave it in my hands to tell you what you need to get the result you want. I promise not to make busy work for you and to get you there as quickly as possible.
This is a custom-made Apprenticeship, but here’s what I can tell you for sure:
- You are going to make more money than you ever have before. Probably more than in the last 5 years combined.
- You are going to hate me and second guess your choice and want to quit at least once (probably once a month). It’s okay, I won’t let you.
- You are going to look better and feel better than you have ever felt and it is going to FREAK YOU OUT.
- You are most likely going to move into a new house and get a new car. Both will be WAY more expensive than you think is possible especially after this investment. Start looking into what you like now. Shit is going to happen FAST.
- You are going to have NEW PROBLEMS you hate just as much as the problems you have today. Problems like – ‘Should I go on Ellen or Oprah on Tuesday?’ They sound delightful problems now, but when you get there, they are going to be just as painful as the problems you have today. That’s why we HAVE to learn how to deal with these problems now so we’ll know how to deal with the Oprah v. Ellen dilemma with grace later.
- You are going to want my approval and hate me for wanting my approval and have all the feels about me. It’s all good. FYI, I’m not here to be your friend and I am a master of boundaries. I will hold space for you to create what you really want—not what you ‘say’ you want. I am here to serve you, not to please you. (Did I mention you were going to hate me?)
My spiritual teacher, Marianne Williamson, says this one best: “We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won’t feel insecure around you.”
Most people live a life where they never fully let their light shine. They never know what it feels like to give someone else permission to do the same.
Not my clients.
Don’t do this for yourself.
Don’t do it for the hot shoes or the first class flights or the full time chef or driver you will have in a few months.
Don’t do it because you want to get your debts paid off.
Don’t do it because you want to move into a bigger house.
Don’t do it because you can’t figure out how else to cover private school tuition.
You’ll get all that stuff, but if it’s for the wrong reasons, it will feel like total shit anyway.
Do it because you have no option any more but to make the difference you were born to make.
Do it because you know the higher you rise and the brighter you shine, the further you will lift up the planet and that is what you are being called to do.
Do it because you know that even though you will lose friends and make members of your family uncomfortable, this is what you have to do to live a life with no regrets where their is no song left in your heart unsung on the day you die.
Do it because you are ready to be finally fully seen for your bright beautiful self and all your fucked up shit.
Do it because you know in showing me your ugliest truths about yourself we will find the most beautiful ones.
Do it because you aren’t afraid to hear an Aspie girl tell you the unadulterated truth about you in a way that scares you to your core. And because you know all the magic happens outside your comfort zone which is right where I send you.
Do it because you know I am going to tell you stuff no neuro-typical person would ever say out loud and that I’ll do that because I love you and I can only see your highest and best in a way no one, has ever, seen, before. (Yup – I put those extra commas there on purpose.)
The Cold Hard Truth
I can’t promise your success. Run from anyone who makes that promise. The promise I am making is that I will make it almost impossible for you to disappoint yourself, but the results you get are always 100% up to you. You can make ANYTHING happen once I show you how the Ruby Slippers operate. That’s what a true Wizard knows.
This is an 18 month All-in Wizard’s Apprenticeship for a Coach and Entrepreneur committed to making a permanent difference in the world.
It is a $100K investment.
And the money is the cheap part of the investment. The energy, time and commitment needed to create something this powerful in your life that will have a life-long impact—on you and every one of your friends and clients – is significant. I equate it to doing all of Medical School or Law School in 18 months.
My word of the year for 2017 is intimacy and if we work together it’s going to get cozy. I will be honest with you 100% of the time and this has to be an Honest Yes from both of us for it to work.
I don’t believe you can hold space for 2 opposing outcomes for your clients. I can’t endorse your quitting and not hold space for your failure. It’s for that reason I have a strict no-refund policy.
If you do this, 18 months from now, your life will be unrecognizable.
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